officerserpico:

Tideland (2005)
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Fake Criterion

“It’s your daddy’s fault you were the way you were, not mine.”

the-movie-watcher:

My Fake Criterion for Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece Psycho

“We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?”

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for William Friedkin’s “The Exorcist”

“Is there someone inside you?”

donaldchicken:

Fake criterion for michelangelo antonioni’s BLOW-UP (1966)

“Nothing like a little disaster for sorting things out.”

donaldchicken:

Death Wish (1974)

“I’ll bet muggings are down, and they’re afraid to tell us.”

danielpwnz:

Zodiac (2007)

“We met at the movies once.”

“I’m sure it was magical.”

opposable-thumbs:

Rochelle, Rochelle From Seinfeld

davidcornelius:

If I’m going to make a fake movie, it’s going to be a fake hit.

“If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus.”

supernma:

The Trouble with Harry (1955, Dir. Alfred Hitchcock)

Fake Criterion Cover

“How old do you think I am, young man?”

davidcornelius:

Dude hangs dong.

“Hi, I’m your new captain. Hang on!”

theinnerstation:

Vacation in Hell

“Lewis, don’t play games with these people.”

officerserpico:

Red Planet (2000) • Directed by Antony Hoffman • Fake Criterion

“By 2025, we knew we were in trouble.”

catvcr:

Fake Criterion Blu Ray for William Friedkin’s Sorcerer

“You wanna tell me where I’m going?”

thecinemadoctor:

My Fake Criterion for Altman’s THE LONG GOODBYE.  

“Nobody cares but me.”

supernma:

Mean Creek (2004, Dir. Jacob Aaron Estes)

Fake Criterion Cover

“If anything, it’s a beautiful day.”