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the3rdwall:

After watching Blood and Black Lace I couldn’t help but make this. 

the3rdwall:

After watching Blood and Black Lace I couldn’t help but make this. 

the-movie-watcher:

A second Fake Criterion of mine for the Coen Brothers’ No Country for Old Men

"And then I woke up…"

the-movie-watcher:

A second Fake Criterion of mine for the Coen Brothers’ No Country for Old Men

"And then I woke up…"

the-movie-watcher:

A Fake Criterion I made for Tomas Alfredson’s harrowing yet outstanding film Let the Right One In.

"Is there something in the way?"

the-movie-watcher:

A Fake Criterion I made for Tomas Alfredson’s harrowing yet outstanding film Let the Right One In.

"Is there something in the way?"

herky140:

Jackie Brown (1997) by Quentin Tarantino
So that’s what Samuel L. Jackson would look like with long hair.

"Half a million dollars will always be missed."

herky140:

Jackie Brown (1997) by Quentin Tarantino

So that’s what Samuel L. Jackson would look like with long hair.

"Half a million dollars will always be missed."

officerserpico:

Tideland (2005)Directed by Terry GilliamFake Criterion

"It’s your daddy’s fault you were the way you were, not mine."

officerserpico:

Tideland (2005)
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Fake Criterion

"It’s your daddy’s fault you were the way you were, not mine."

the-movie-watcher:

My Fake Criterion for Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece Psycho

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?"

the-movie-watcher:

My Fake Criterion for Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece Psycho

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?"

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for William Friedkin’s “The Exorcist”

"Is there someone inside you?"

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for William Friedkin’s “The Exorcist”

"Is there someone inside you?"

donaldchicken:

Fake criterion for michelangelo antonioni’s BLOW-UP (1966)

"Nothing like a little disaster for sorting things out."

donaldchicken:

Fake criterion for michelangelo antonioni’s BLOW-UP (1966)

"Nothing like a little disaster for sorting things out."

donaldchicken:

Death Wish (1974)

"I’ll bet muggings are down, and they’re afraid to tell us."

donaldchicken:

Death Wish (1974)

"I’ll bet muggings are down, and they’re afraid to tell us."

danielpwnz:

Zodiac (2007)

"We met at the movies once."
"I’m sure it was magical."

danielpwnz:

Zodiac (2007)

"We met at the movies once."

"I’m sure it was magical."

opposable-thumbs:

Rochelle, Rochelle From Seinfeld

opposable-thumbs:

Rochelle, Rochelle From Seinfeld

davidcornelius:

If I’m going to make a fake movie, it’s going to be a fake hit.

"If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus."

davidcornelius:

If I’m going to make a fake movie, it’s going to be a fake hit.

"If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus."

supernma:

The Trouble with Harry (1955, Dir. Alfred Hitchcock)
Fake Criterion Cover

"How old do you think I am, young man?"

supernma:

The Trouble with Harry (1955, Dir. Alfred Hitchcock)

Fake Criterion Cover

"How old do you think I am, young man?"

davidcornelius:

Dude hangs dong.

"Hi, I’m your new captain. Hang on!"

davidcornelius:

Dude hangs dong.

"Hi, I’m your new captain. Hang on!"

theinnerstation:

Vacation in Hell

"Lewis, don’t play games with these people."

theinnerstation:

Vacation in Hell

"Lewis, don’t play games with these people."